This is Poopman folks reporting on a problem I encountered the other day at a local public restroom. You might want to grab a chocolate long john donut while I tell this story.

To cut to the chase I just finished an enjoyable log release when as I flushed the toilet the damn thing started backing up. I tried to find a plunger as the crap was spewing all over the floor. Since I couldn’t find a plunger handy I had to act fast so I decided to just open my mouth and started slurping in as much of the poop drenched water as much as possible until it stopped. Well after a few minutes I bet I consumed 2 gallons of tasty sewer sauce.

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